I don’t really like coming to church tbh and i’m sure the priest can see me using my phone and he keeps looking at me and i’m probably gonna go to hell bc i don’t even care
Caught slippin
the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god
WHY IS HE A JANITOR
(via ltrannnn)
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water
2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air
3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness
4. set fire to the energy-saving lamp
5. push two identical clouds of smoke
6. create a vacuum in the empty tank
7. set fire to the smoke from the candles
8. overturn the glass with smoke
9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]
(via saysjanicethecat)
